What’s your yeet modifier?

1.5M ratings
277k ratings

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
dick-chugger
dick-chugger

I need people to understand how gay Frank really is.

He doesn't give a shit who sucks his dick. In TechPocalypse he immediately decided to be a girl, fuck all the guys and gossip with the girls. He hung out with the art crowd in the 70s. He banged Charlie mannequin. "Some cocks can't be unsucked." No way he hasn't had gay sex.

baconmoop

Frank Reynolds energy:

image
i was gonna edit the article but like what is Frank's job really sugar daddy? sweatshop owner? the alfred molina “ill do anything i'm a bit of a slut in that way” article would also work here
rabidvampdude
jv

Oh

OH!!!

OhOhOHHhhhhhh!!!!!!!11!!eleven11!!!!!


image

The ✨

Fucking 😻

European Union's 🌈

Digital Service Act 🥲

Forces large social platforms 🥳

To always offer ♥️

a non-algorithmic option 🌟

To EU users 🤟



image

Fuck

Yeah

EU!!!!


image



image

Originally posted by eggfucker1

[source]

i love this but i literally just wrote an essay on why this is needed and now im gonna have to amend it to say we're doing it ughhhhh literally finished it 40 minutes ago fuck me i guess
laniakea314
laniakea314

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

image
ive decided to go on a bit of a Michael sheen bender hopefully it wont be as bad as the tobey Maguire meltdown of 2022 but Michaels a better actor so who knows like tobey and bill hader before him hes played a lot of queer roles and i wish to see them all ive already watched the kenneth Williams one lets see if he can convince me to watch twilight
twilight-zoned-out
twilight-zoned-out

Some things about Allan:

  • He’s the only one who reacts to the narrator
  • He’s the only doll (besides the Weird House) who isn’t swayed in some way by Ken’s takeover
    • He also declares himself as “Ken’s buddy" (making canon his official box description) which makes his inability to be swayed more interesting
  • He has bendable legs (probably the only reason he tries to jump the fence instead of going around like everyone else)
  • He easily decked a half-dozen construction Kens and could probably singlehandedly win the Ken fight
  • He seems to know more about the real world than most Barbies
    • He knows what NSYNC is 
    • He knows about other Allan copies living in the real world (I’m trying to figure out if he made this up to convince the humans he can live in the real world, but even if he did, how does he know what NSYNC is???)
  • There are no other Allan models
allan is the sans undertale of barbieworld he is neither fully in the world or out of it he knows his part in the universe and he plays it perfectly he is the comic relief hiding a secret power i want to give him a respectful kiss
bathtubjohnny
bathtubjohnny

Its so joever for megheads….

image
image
image
image

This is all so much more disgusting and disappointing than I originally thought. I believe in redemption and thought maybe if the boys grew a fucking spine and matured a little bit they could save their career, but after this idk.

baconmoop

um. Trigger warning for like, everything. This is gonna be a dark one. TW suicide mainly.


Keep reading

tw sexual assault tw suicide tw rape tw transphobia tw sa mention tw racism is that everything? i hope so fuck